(Washington, DC)  Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (MN-06)  is all about transparency, she tells FOX.  "I love Windex, sandwich bags, and ghosts, for example," adding, "and sunshine is the best expectorant!"

So it's no surprise the feisty Minnesotan is fully on board with Arizona's proposed new requirement: presidential candidates must supply the state with their long-form birth certificate before qualifying for candidacy.  If the long-form is not available, the law permits candidates to submit similar documents created during an infant's first days.  Among these possible alternate documents is the certificate of circumcision.

"Oh, I've got my long-form birth certificate ready to go, as well as most of the other eligible in-lieu forms," Representative Bachmann says.  "But I'm the type of person who goes all over, balls-to-the-floor, metal to the pedal, abond and beyove.  A hundred tenths of a percent all the way," she explains.

Several staffers have attempted to explain to Bachmann that she, a female, would not have any such document.  "Unfortunately," explained a Bachmann team member on condition of anonymity, "it's pretty tough to get through once she starts talking."  When probed by FOX on the matter, Representative Bachmann bristled. "(Ann) Coulter's already located hers.  I've seen it!"