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(Palm Beach, FL) Meteorologists are puzzled by the vast amounts of warmth and
moisture becoming trapped under a massive heat dome that seems to appear
daily on conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh's bed. Many of the same scientists,
concerned that the pressure increase which seems to accompany the odd
phenomenon is too hefty for the furniture's design, say the radio host's bed is
doomed to collapse long before its projected fail date. This, they say, should serve
as a warning for others prone to gluttony.
But Limbaugh has a different take on things. "Bah! Typical liberal myth," prated
the porcine personality. "Everyone knows of the correlation between wealth and
girth."
moisture becoming trapped under a massive heat dome that seems to appear
daily on conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh's bed. Many of the same scientists,
concerned that the pressure increase which seems to accompany the odd
phenomenon is too hefty for the furniture's design, say the radio host's bed is
doomed to collapse long before its projected fail date. This, they say, should serve
as a warning for others prone to gluttony.
But Limbaugh has a different take on things. "Bah! Typical liberal myth," prated
the porcine personality. "Everyone knows of the correlation between wealth and
girth."
Most of Rush Limbaugh's Bed Trapped Under a
Massive Heat Dome
Massive Heat Dome
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Bill talks about
growing up a poor
child in central Detroit
growing up a poor
child in central Detroit
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| HABITS OF A SUCCESSFUL NATION |
| Can you become a success story? |
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- Stance embraces party's rejection of idealism
- Unwaivering consistency lauded by McCain
- Boehner: 62 sobless hours, and counting
- Cantor:"the House can pass this alone."
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McConnell Revises Plan
Despite momentary reality
check, senator again
focused on defeating the
president in '12. "Lost my
head for a second - don't
know what I was thinking."
Despite momentary reality
check, senator again
focused on defeating the
president in '12. "Lost my
head for a second - don't
know what I was thinking."
Representing
Reinventing
Tea Party Solidifies "It Doesn't Matter" "It's an Artificial Date"
"So What if We Don't Extend It?" "OK, it Matters" Stance on
Debt Ceiling
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Debt Ceiling